Mobsters Attack al Queda Terrorists

This story inspires a new strategy. Shaken by the prison scandals at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, maybe the US military should just turn its terror suspects over to the Italian prison system and let the mob, who is less sensitive to ACLU, Amnesty International and Red Cross criticism, take over the interrogation of our terror suspects. Fifteen minutes with those guys and I predict the terrorists will unleash a wave of plane hijackings to Cuba on a scale not seen since the 1970s. The only difference will be that they will be bypassing Havana and flying straight to Gitmo and the warm, loving bosom of the United States Marine Corp. With interrogators like the Corleones sweating them under the spotlight, we’d have Osama sharing cell space with Martha Stewart inside of a week. If that fails, we should then try the CD club people. From personal experience, I know those guys can find anybody.