Scott Peterson Sentenced to Death

Frankly, I’m sick of hearing about this but judging by the rest of news, no one else is. So the burning question is: Did Scott Peterson get the punishment he deserved? In my opinion, he absolutely did not. Unfortunately, our constitutional ban on cruel and unusual punishment assures that officially, he never will either. Our only hope is that that he will spend the next two decades with a full dance card at the Death Row Shower Room Ball for the Hormonally Deranged. Of particular note was Scott’s complete lack of emotion while the verdict was read. It will be interesting to see if he remains so stoic after receiving his first playfully seductive wink from the fur-bearing motorcycle enthusiast with the sweat gland disorder in the cell across the hall.