Saturday, December 11, 2004

The Rally of The Virgins

Yes, reality is indeed sometimes stranger than pornography.
Apparently, 500 virgins descended upon the streets of Kampala, Uganda in some sort of surreal anti-orgy put on in front of this African nation's first lady (who apparently was not a practicing participant, much to the relief of the nation's president and self-proclaimed sexual dynamo, Lt. Gen. Yoweri Kaguta Museveni).
One of the event's organizers, Sam Ruboga, the Ugandan Youth Forum Chairman, was quoted as asking, "You know what it is like when you eat a young, unripe mango?", apparently using the fruit as a metaphor for a Ugandan virgin. He later answered his own question with, "It is very, very bitter."
Either Mr. Ruboga was commenting on the chronic shortage of feminine hygene products in sub-Saharan Africa or he's just never had two of them in one serving covered with a healthy compliment of whip cream and chocolate syrup.


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