Unfortunately, I forgot my password and have been unable to post. Finally figured out how and will be back up and running soon.
Yes, I AM a moron.
As a token of my sincere shame, please find following the following Limerick written for your reading pleasure:
Saddam faced his deepest of fears,
Jailed with sixty five queers,
In his dungeon of sin,
His shit got pushed in,
Till it violently burst out both ears.