Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Australian Lawmakers Asked For Baby Batter

Former president Bill Clinton, widely rumored to have not seen the sweet side of a C-cup since a certain White House intern got behind on her dry cleaning, is expected to resume his political career on the far side of the International Dateline as soon as his comprehensive collection of Cuban Cohibas clears customs in Canberra.


Anonymous Aussie said...

What makes you think we want him ?
We have our hands full with our own piles of trash.

10:29 AM  

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