Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Reading, Writing and Raunchy Rythmic Writhing?

Not willing to be outdone by Georgians lacking genetic diversity (see posting below), a “Career Day” speaker, Management Consultant William Fried, at the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School in Palo Alto, California recently extolled the profitability of nude dancing to a class of eighth-graders during his "The Secret of a Happy Life" seminar. According to the AP story, 13-year-old Mariah Cannon was quoting as saying, “He really focused on finding what you really love to do.” Hey, if you glean career satisfaction and social fulfillment out of dancing topless around a chrome pole while geriatric businessmen with salivary retention disorders drip oral ooze onto your toes as they stuff dollar bills into your g-string, bless your heart. Go for it. Just do your dad a favor and figure it out for yourself instead of taking career tips from a 64-year-old management consultant with a suspected penchant for Champaign Room shenanigans when he’s been over-served $12 bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
"We don't have to take our CLOTHES OFF....to have a good time...NO NO!"
-Jermaine Stewart, 1988.
"WWWWRRRROOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"
-JEP, fifteen seconds after hearing that song for the first time.

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