Thursday, May 17, 2007

Imparting Fatherly Wisdom and Encouragement

This morning, my daughter tells me she's learning sign language. She holds up her index finger and asks me, "What does this mean?" I tell her it means "one". She then holds up her middle finger and asks me what that means. I tell her "Use your freakin' turn signal, asshole."
Wow. That could be my shortest post ever.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked at that last post, and you know what? You're really tall. And coming from me, that means something.

5:35 PM  

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