Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Who's Out There?

Periodically, mainly when I can't think of anything to write or I notice a new influx of new visitors, I conduct a quick poll to see who is actually reading this. This is one of those posts.

If you would be so kind, could you let me know:

1. Who you are (aliases are acceptable, since I've been known to use them on occaision to keep my record clean).

2. Where you are from.

3. What Brought you to The JEP Report.

4. What subjects or formats you would like to see more often here (politics, poetry, sports, cartoons, current events, incohorent ramblings resulting from intentional overdoses of cough syrup, etc.)

If you've never commented before, please feel free to do so now. I'll take accolades, criticisms, insults, suggestions and anything else you care to throw at me (even vegetables and panties).

And of course, I'd like to thank each and every one of you for taking the time to read The JEP Report.


Anonymous Vince Jennings said...


Wassup from Dallas TX?? I been reading your post for about 6 months now. I found your link through the greatness of ZUG.

I find the greatness of your drunken debauchery (sp) absolutley histerical. I also enjoy a great achoholic bender from time to time. But unfortunately due to amount of Beam and Cola and sometimes products of Anheiser Busch, devoured at one sitting, I can't seem the remember the details as elequently as you can.

Anyway keep it coming and let me know when you might get published... you have a customer here.

Vince Jennings

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Fade_to_Blah said...

Im still here

And im still upset about you discussing your anal ring in one of your stories. Theres some criticism for ya!

1:21 PM  
Blogger JEP said...

Vince, good to meet you and welcome! Its always good to speak with a fellow aspiring alcoholic! Feel free to share any stories of debauchery (as well as any leftover booze).

Blah, sorry about the anal ring. Had to rhyme. I know it deasn't paint a flattering picture. Plus I think I offered a blanket apology on that post.

2:43 PM  
Blogger GMTMan said...

Well, you've been posting with more determination than I have, JEP!

But now with exams aside, I'm considering winding down the GMT site, and just bitching about cars in general. Dunno.

All I can say is glad that the majority of your visitors are NOT spambots, and also that I missed the mention of the anal ring...


12:37 AM  
Anonymous Fade_to_Blah said...

"Blah, sorry about the anal ring. Had to rhyme. I know it deasn't paint a flattering picture. Plus I think I offered a blanket apology on that post."

You did, but it still hurts Jep:(

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Grab'em said...

Hey Jep
I found this page from ZUG as well, it was the training day article that brought me here. You know, I wouldn't mind hearing you mix a bit of current events and politics in here, the few political rants that you posted a while ago (I remember the Brazilian carpenter one and the mayor of Detroit) amused me. Of course I love the stories from the past, if you can remember anymore of those, or just make some up. Perhaps you just need to take a trip somwhere and create some!

11:45 PM  
Blogger Sacto Ritch said...

Hi. My name is Sacto ritch and I'm a JEP Report reader. (HI sactoRitch) I'm only here because you made me. It's not like I have a problem, is it?
I'd like to say I've been reading this blog since day one and I just can't quit the damn thing man. But I could if I wanted to.

8:53 PM  
Blogger JEP said...

Great advice Grab'em. And while Sacto Ritch is here, it behooves me to say I do mt best work with him. You up for a road trip buddy?

hehe. Last time I asked him that was in Nebraska. He left without hesitation but unfortunately went the wrong way. I ended up in Michigan, he in California. Next time we're taking the same car.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Solo said...

Pardon me, but what's "ZUG"? And if it's the "World's Only Comedy Site" they're referring to, how did they get here from there?

10:08 PM  
Blogger JEP said...

My God Solo! You've not heard of ZUG ( http://www.zug.com/ ). It's a comedy message board that has published several of my articles (though admittedly, their editorial staff is very small, desperate and probably on dope). It's a site with a lot more traffic than I have and probably 90% of The JEP Report's regularly readers found this site through that one. The other 10% were brought here at gunpoint.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Sacto Ritch said...

And you can stop pointing that thing at me any time now too!
(Let me know when you're ready for the road trip. I'll try not to leave my wife this time.)


12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tubgirl brought me here

2:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jep, I haven't visited in a while, but I'm back and addicted again!

How's the book coming? Did you get much done over the holidays?


11:04 AM  

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