Tuesday, December 13, 2005

WDFN 1130AM Angry Fan March

A local sports radio station, 1130 AM WDFN, is soliciting chants for their Angry Fan March on Sunday's game against Cincinatti. I've decided to submit:
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

He’s still working much to our dismay,
We wouldn’t wish him on Green Bay!

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

We hope this chant will strike a chord,
If not we’ll shout to fire Ford!

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

Our chant should sure provoke a scare,
Like Matt in ladies’ underwear!

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

His team’s done bad, has won the least,
Runs plays like drunken wildebeests!

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

The Lions’ skills look less than honed,
Like Chuck, they look serenely stoned!

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

What more could we do to them?
Burn tickets? Boycott? Buy GM?

Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!
Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Matt Millen’s gotta go!

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