When You're Home Alone With A Broken Television Set
Well, it’s been busy and in all likelihood will remain that way for quite some time. Work has grown truly insane, I have another baby on the way who’s due to arrive on May 15th, I’m writing a book and I’m flirting with the idea of quitting smoking, which blows my concentration all to hell. In short, I really do not see myself posting with any regularity in the foreseeable future.
So meanwhile, here is something to keep you all busy in the meantime. It is strangely addicting. You just type your name in the blank, hit SUBMIT, and it spits out a cool, catchy advertising slogan about you. I spent about an hour on it earlier and came up with:
The Jep Sign Means Happy Motoring
The JEP sign is better known as THE BIRD.
Simple Impartial Jep
Right, I have no bias. Whatsover.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Jep.
Indeed. I am omnipotent and all-knowing.
Don't be an Amber Jep.
True. Amber Jep's are boring. Amber Alerts are where it's at.
Full Of Eastern Jep.
From 1991 to 1994, many Asian women were.
It's a Beautiful Jep.
Indeed.
Stimulation for Body and Jep.
Must be midget porn.
You Too Can Have A Jep Like Mine.
OH NO YOU CAN'T!!!
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Jep.
That would be Ghetto Jep.
Jep Born and Bred.
At least four little savages were.
An Army of Jep.
More like a navy...
Turn Loose The Jep.
Actually, that usually results in an instant arrest.
Feel the Jep.
Often and with enthusiasm.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Jep.
Yep, I last longer than diamonds baby!
Devon Knows How They Make Jep So Creamy.
Unless Devon looks like Anne Hathaway without teeth, I highly doubt it.
3-in-1 Protection for your Jep.
And you'll need it too with all the places I have been.
Have a Jep and Smile.
...or a rohphynol hangover and a raging case of the clap.
You Can Really Taste The Jep!
I won't go there.
Do You Have The Jep Inside?
Dammit! Now my computer's asking that question too?!?!
So meanwhile, here is something to keep you all busy in the meantime. It is strangely addicting. You just type your name in the blank, hit SUBMIT, and it spits out a cool, catchy advertising slogan about you. I spent about an hour on it earlier and came up with:
The Jep Sign Means Happy Motoring
The JEP sign is better known as THE BIRD.
Simple Impartial Jep
Right, I have no bias. Whatsover.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Jep.
Indeed. I am omnipotent and all-knowing.
Don't be an Amber Jep.
True. Amber Jep's are boring. Amber Alerts are where it's at.
Full Of Eastern Jep.
From 1991 to 1994, many Asian women were.
It's a Beautiful Jep.
Indeed.
Stimulation for Body and Jep.
Must be midget porn.
You Too Can Have A Jep Like Mine.
OH NO YOU CAN'T!!!
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Jep.
That would be Ghetto Jep.
Jep Born and Bred.
At least four little savages were.
An Army of Jep.
More like a navy...
Turn Loose The Jep.
Actually, that usually results in an instant arrest.
Feel the Jep.
Often and with enthusiasm.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Jep.
Yep, I last longer than diamonds baby!
Devon Knows How They Make Jep So Creamy.
Unless Devon looks like Anne Hathaway without teeth, I highly doubt it.
3-in-1 Protection for your Jep.
And you'll need it too with all the places I have been.
Have a Jep and Smile.
...or a rohphynol hangover and a raging case of the clap.
You Can Really Taste The Jep!
I won't go there.
Do You Have The Jep Inside?
Dammit! Now my computer's asking that question too?!?!
posted by JEP at 10:01 PM
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