Sunday, May 27, 2012

JEP's Law of Parenting #35

JEP's Law of Parenting #35: Always think safety when having your children performing yard chores in the stifling summer heat. Hydration is key so keep plenty of beverages on hand and ice cold so that you can keep yourself cool and refreshed while following your spawn around the yard pointing out all of the spots that they missed with the lawn mower. If you're going to pass out from anything, you want it to be because of Molsen over-indulgence and not heat stroke.

Jep's Law of Parenting #33

JEP’s Law of Parenting #33: Just because your kids can casually reprogram every piece of electronics that comes into your house within 15 minutes, recite the vital statistics of every Pokemon character ever created and intricately analyze and critique the minute details of ancient Greek mythology does not mean that when it comes to working the handle to flush the damn toilet, they will not approach it like it is some sort of un-freakin’-solvable variant of Pythagorean theorem.
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