Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers

When a panther goes up 'gainst a lion,

Claws be bared and the fur will be flyin',

Who will meet their demise,

Will be naught a surprise,

As which pussy goes home hurt and cryin'.

I've got an empty house, buffalo wings, a six-pack of Labatts, Doritos, jalapeno-cheese dip and an impending sense of doom. This may be too painful to watch.

Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers. 1pm on FOX.