Detroit Lions Pre-Game Limerick

Keeping with my fresh determination to post more, I've decided to come up with a new gimick for the blog in keeping with this masochistic fetish I have with cheering for a spectacularly unsuccessful football team: The Detroit Lions. I'm going to try to come up with a pre-game and post-game limerick for them for every game this season, and see how long I can keep it up. I'm doing this mainly because I've got a minor case of writer's block and nothing else noteworthy seems to be happening lately. In short, I've been reduced to making shit up. So, here's the first go:

Though Detroit's had its pre-season ills,

Tonight they have vowed to give chills,

They'll crush like a grape,

And then anally rape,

That gridiron scourge called the Bills.

Detroit Lions vs. Buffalo Bills.

7:00pm EST.

It's the last pre-season game and no one really cares about it so it will probably turn out lamer than most.

See you all again around 10:00.