Friday, July 22, 2005

Equestrian Love Proves Fatal

It's not like I never heard of people so desperate they have to resort to molesting animals but I always thought that the creeps that did this stuff always gave instead of received. Apparently, I was mistaken. Oh well, someone this twisted deserves to have his eulogy given in the form of a classic JEP Report limerick:
A perverted Seattle-ite hick,
Sought equestrian love long and thick.
Once his lover was spied,
He bent over and died,
Impaled by Clydesdale-ian dick

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