Thursday, May 05, 2005

Happy Cinco de Mayo

The chiles and red jalapenos,
Proved a potent and volatile mix.
Mixed with liberal amounts of tequila,
May spark a wide range of intestinal conflicts,
Now a stomach may soon find a remedy,
But one thing that cannot be fixed,
Are the nail marks gouged 'neath the toilet seat,
During a bathroom excursion May 6th.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, oh why are you not yet Poet Laureat?

In the newspaper I read daily they have a section for people to send in poems and Limericks, you should so sent something in. And I'm pretty sure you can sent stuff in by e-mail. It's www.dailymail.co.uk

Wow, I would pee my pants if I was flicking through one day and saw one of your poems (which are better than any ones I have seen published there).

hannah

10:18 AM  
Blogger JEP said...

Thanks Hannah!

Tried to find a submission area but came up with nothing. You wouldn't happen to have a submission address for snail mail would you?

JEP

8:43 PM  

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