Happy Cinco de Mayo
The chiles and red jalapenos,
Proved a potent and volatile mix.
Mixed with liberal amounts of tequila,
May spark a wide range of intestinal conflicts,
Now a stomach may soon find a remedy,
But one thing that cannot be fixed,
Are the nail marks gouged 'neath the toilet seat,
During a bathroom excursion May 6th.
Proved a potent and volatile mix.
Mixed with liberal amounts of tequila,
May spark a wide range of intestinal conflicts,
Now a stomach may soon find a remedy,
But one thing that cannot be fixed,
Are the nail marks gouged 'neath the toilet seat,
During a bathroom excursion May 6th.
posted by JEP at 6:13 AM
2 Comments:
Why, oh why are you not yet Poet Laureat?
In the newspaper I read daily they have a section for people to send in poems and Limericks, you should so sent something in. And I'm pretty sure you can sent stuff in by e-mail. It's www.dailymail.co.uk
Wow, I would pee my pants if I was flicking through one day and saw one of your poems (which are better than any ones I have seen published there).
hannah
Thanks Hannah!
Tried to find a submission area but came up with nothing. You wouldn't happen to have a submission address for snail mail would you?
JEP
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