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To help everyone get through tonight's State of the Union Address, here are a couple of drinking games tailored just for the event:

Thanks to ZUG's Madd Matt for turning me on to this link. It's a little left leaning for a Republican-authored web site, but what the hell, I've recently turned centrist.

Zug's Just Llama is to thank for this little tidbit.

Then there was a worthy suggestion from Zug's Chit: "do back to back shots until it begins to sound like everything is gonna be alright."

Enjoy people!