Monday, June 13, 2005

Kiddie Cuisine II - Takeout

Today, my two-year-old comes running into my lap and just forces his finger into my mouth while yelling "DAD! EAT THIS!"

I immediately knew whatever it was he had thrust into my mouth wasn't something that could usually be found upon my rack of condiments so I asked him, "What the hell was that?"

With near-hysterical excitement he yells, "A BOOGER!", forcing me into involuntary gagging spasms.

The only thing I can think of that is grosser than gagging on your own boogers is gagging on somebody else's.


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